You know I’m no good

Monday morning

6:30 AM, I am sitting in traffic heading to a breakfast meeting [as if Monday doesn't suck enough] and my mobile rings. It’s Trouble aka Suspect. ‘Good Morning Baby… I need you now.’ I smile, I almost stutter but hey its a weekday and I am dressed in my power suit – I can handle this. ‘Good Morning darling… you really are too bad, I am on my way to a meeting… no time for you this morning… don’t you work??’ He laughs ‘Pity… well kisses to get you through your day…’ I HATE that he knows exactly what buttons to press. Everytime.

8:15 AM, I am standing on the steps of the hotel having an ‘after breakfast meeting meeting’ when I get a text ‘Meeting done yet?’ Without missing a beat I send ‘just’ and then I get ‘Well I still want you… I’ll leave the front door open… come now’

8:30 AM: I am passing people I know on their way to work as I head over to his house. My secretary calls just as I pull up outside. I am on top of this: I stroll thru the front door discussing paperwork on my phone… I reach the stairs and as I am about to start up I see him standing at the top smiling down at me… he has on a towel. Lord knows how I managed to remember to put one foot in front the other and climb those steps.

9:00 AM We are both on our phones. Still. I am sitting on the edge of the bed and he is walking around the room cussing someone. Suddenly he comes over and starts kissing me mid-sentence. I am struck silent. He takes the phone from my hand, closes it and continues kissing me. I sit there silent as he hangs up his phone and undresses me. He pulls me up and we dance naked for awhile on the cool wooden floor. Then he lays me on the bed, says he loves my pearls and has his way with me.

9:45 AM We are lying in bed talking shop. I am seriously wondering how I got here and if my secretary managed to reschedule my 10 o’clock. I go to take a shower. He follows me. He has his way with me again.

10:20 AM We are a flurry of jackets, shirts and shoes as we rush to get dressed. He is showing me some documents and proposals as I put in his cuff links. I am fixing my hair in the hall mirror. He stops and looks at me, a little sparkle in his eye. My heart leaps.  We kiss one more time in the foyer before heading back out onto the street.

I know he’s no good but …

12 Comments

  1. Unnuh bad sah!

  2. Bad Gyal!

  3. aaaw you got me smiling dunno why…

  4. mmmmmhhhhhmmmmmmmm
    So the first time took 45 minutes (depends on how long the talking shop lasted) and the second time 35 (including showering)……
    So…..Was your 10am mtg rescheduled??

  5. mmm… he’s not as young as he used to be… ;)

  6. now dats how u start a day!

  7. now dats how u start a day!

  8. Wow. That was an eventful morning wasn’t it?

  9. [...] Friday to all of oonoo, seen? See yah! By the way, it would be irie if my morning tomorrow could run like this, wouldn’t [...]

  10. lol, if only i had mornings like that

  11. You forget the final call, three hours later….

  12. the Thanks for the hook up call….


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